Shortbottom Distillates 6th Offering Honors Doctor Artimus Kingsmen
Doctor John Nedson Shortbottom III has set his Distillers to the task of formulating a suitable elixir to commemorate Kingsmen's recent acceptance of Lead Position with the R.E.C.'s Mountaineering Division. Shortbottom knew it had to be exceptional, robust, and vigorous in flavor. And it seems he's "Done It Again!"
Limited supplies of The Kingsmen are currently being dispatched to all Royal Exploration Corps repositories around the globe. And Headquarters is sure this 10 Year Reserva Exclusiva will keep you warm this holiday season no matter what icy peak you find yourself upon!
Semper Exploro, Kungalosh, and Happy Holidays
